They're baaaaaack! 👀 The year wouldn't be complete without a visit from the hilarious Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn, aka The Scummy Mummies! Expect outrageous catsuits, sophisticated boob jokes and a plethora of scumminess!

HO! HO! HO! It's the Scummy Mummies Christmas Show!

DOORS **6:30PM**
<i>PRE SHOW SET BY DJ NIKKI BEATNIK</i>
SHOW STARTS **8PM**

The live show is based on their UK No. 1 podcast, as recommended by The Guardian, The Sunday Times, The Telegraph and BBC's Woman's Hour. Proper critical acclaim - score! Celebration wine, anyone? Helen Thorn's new book "Get Divorced, Be Happy" is now a Sunday Times Bestseller! Forget the bottle, let's go for the case! 🍷 There's 'party time' to be had! 🙌

We'll be adding to the merriment of the evening with our signature Grand finesse, of course! Expect hot dogs and nachos courtesy of Hot Beige, buckets of beers, bottles of wine (crazy straws encouraged!)

"Hilarious" - Broadway Baby

"Very funny" - The Guardian

Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

•   For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•   For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending).
•   For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•   For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•   Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

This is an 18+ event

The Clapham Grand

Scummy Mummies

The Scummy Mummies

comedy

Comedy

London

Bringing the ultimate vibes to the prestigious Clapham Grand for the hottest Black Gay Christmas party in London.

So pull out your sexist outfits  in Red & White and let’s party hard.

The Connection Party is a social network where the LGBTQI+ members of POC & Allie’s can network, engage with like-minded people to collectively celebrate their cultural music, dance and fashion; in a safe, diverse and inclusive space.

Party in style with VIP tables and bottle service which will be available on the night! 

As you bruk out to all the biggest tunes from the best DJs in the city. 

Hottest black men! Biggest tunes! Luxury venue! Sickest vibes! See you there!!!

PLEASE NOTE: Though we encourage all people to enjoy our night and connect, we ask that people respect the LGBTQI+ safe space that we provide. No forms of discrimination, violence or disrespect will be tolerated. Respect is paramount.

* Dress Code – RED & WHITE

* No Base Ball Caps
 
Entry is with valid physical photo ID only of passport or driving licence. Without this there will be no entry and no exceptions.

For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm

For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety

For any accessibility or other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact

@theconnectionparty

This is an 18+ event

The Connection Party: Christmas Affair

party

Party

Our Love Actually ❤️  Movie Nights are legendary, and as you know always sell out!

As always, there will be all our festive wonderment 🎄, with Snow Machines ❄️, Mulled Wine 🍷, Pigs in Blankets (by the bucket load) 🐷, Prosecco & Wine (by the bottle, with straws of course) 🍾 and The Grand’s Dream Team ⭐️ on performance duty! 💃🏻 Expect mass sing-a-longs 🎤, dance offs 🕺🏼, costume comps 👗, our world famous Ant or Dec competition❓, AND ALL THE MARIAH!  👑


Oh, and we’ll be showing the movie in full on our big screen just incase you haven’t actually seen it before…. (As if!) 📺

Will you be sipping Prosecco every time Hugh Grant does something cringe?  🥂Knocking back a cocktail 🍹 everytime someone says ‘bugger’ or slamming Shots when you hear the the word ‘Actually’? 💋 Of course you will.

So come and enjoy the best (before it gets cancelled...) Christmas Movie of all time with us and get subtly sloshed in the process!  🎅🏼😍

Never been to a Clapham Grand Movie Night?
Feel free to heckle the bad guys and cheer for your heroes, a costume (lobsters and octopus assemble, of course 🦞) is never un-appreciated, the bar & food stalls stay open during the movie! 🎬

Expect:
🕺 Crowd surfing Hugh Grants 🕺
❓Our famous Ant or Dec game❓
🦞🦑 Lobster vs Octopus Costumes (with prizes for the best ones) 🦞🦑
🍾 Drink-A-Long to the movie rules 🍾
❄️ Snow Machines & Mariah ❄️
🍷 Pigs in Blankets & Mulled Wine 🍷
✨ Live Host & Show Team✨
📺 The Movie on our massive screen 📺

Please Note:
1. We are afraid our Movie Nights are for over 18’s.
2. We aim to make our Movie Nights an enjoyable experience for everyone, and will show our Movies with subtitles on if requested by any hard of hearing customers.
3. You'll need to leave after the movie finishes unfortunately, as we have another ticketed event on afterwards.. (sorry to be party poopers!)


•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 18+ event

Love Actually Movie Night

film

Film

OUTHAUS comes to The Clapham Grand for a VERY special night you won't want to miss..THE ICE BALL.

Your favourite queer family are closing out 2021 with their biggest dancefloor yet...and some very very special guests to be announced. Get your looks ready because Christmas just got a hell of a lot naughtier!

It's BIG.
It's CAMP.
It's COMING.

December 11th
10:30 - 3:00 (last entry 1am)

THE LINEUP IS HERE!
BRINGING YOU PERFORMANCES (INCLUDING FIRE AND AERIAL ACTS) FROM:

Charity Shop Sue
Black Peppa
MxFit
Sadiq
Shaquille
(more TBA)

DJ'S:
JOSH HARRISON
JONJO JURY

DANCERS:
TYREECE
ASHLEY REECE
ASHLEY TAMUNO
SHAQUILLE
MXFIT
SADIQ

HOSTS:
CAIN
LLEDDIR
ROSACEA BLEMISH

•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

18+ - Photo ID is essential

This is an 18+ event (Photo ID is essential)

The Ice Ball

OUTHAUS

KLUB KIDS LONDON presents
MODE featuring Symone, Gigi Goode, Tayce, Bimini & Awhora
- THE CLAPHAM GRAND (ages 14+)
Sunday 12th December 2021
Klub Kids are pleased to launch the Haus of Klub kids with this brand new event MODE. Join us this December as we will take you to a whole new world of drag and fashion, as we turn the Klub Kids stage into a runway.
The UK's first high fashion drag event. Expect big designer names on the MODE runway.
Music by legendary DJ FAT TONY.
Expect a full evening of high fashion drag and fierce runways.
This is a fully standing 90min fashion show.
Brands involved TBC
VIP DOORS OPEN 6pm
GENERAL DOORS OPEN 7:30pm
SHOW TIME 8:30pm
** VIP gives you entry to the pre show meet and greet for your photograph opportunity with Symone, plus first chance to purchase official tour merchandise.
- Any question about this show please contact dale@klubkids.co.uk
- All tickets are non-refundable unless they this show is effected by Covid-19 which all tickets are full secure.
- All unders 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+


•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 14+ event (all under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Klub Kids presents MODE

Bimini Bon Boulash

We're very excited to announce that Ivor Novello Award Winning Guitar Pop Superstars The Feeling will be hosting a spectacular Christmas party with us here on the 13th December!

☀️ With special guests including
⭐ Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Ed Harcourt ⭐ all profits from the show are going to save grassroots music venues around the UK, with the help of the Music Venue Trust 🎶


Here's a message from the wonderful The Feeling themselves: "It's been a weird old time and we wanted to do something at the end of it to bring a little joy and raise a little money for all the struggling grass roots venues around the Country. If it wasn't for places like this we would never have had the chance to learn our craft, get out there and be discovered. It would be a travesty to let these places close which are something to be proud of and such an important part of our culture. Thank you for your support and hope to see you there!

Here's a message from the team at The Music Venue's Trust: 🎼

"It's fantastic to see some live music able to return to grassroots music venues. We are delighted The Feeling have chosen to support grassroots music venues across the country who are still struggling to survive"

All profits from the show will be donated to http://musicvenuetrust.com #saveourvenues

What better way to start the summer than partying with the Ivor Novello award winners themselves and singing goodbye to a tricky winter! 🥳 🥂

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•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

This is an 18+ event (Photo ID required)

The Feeling Christmas Show (With Special Guests!)

The Feeling - Never Be Lonely

Ed Harcourt

The Feeling

Gigs

**Diane Chorley: Ding Dong Merrily Diane**

Diane’s yearly celebration of all things Christmasy returns to the Clapham Grand again this year to celebrate like never before. Along with Milky, Ron and The Buffet she’ll have her favourite acts ready to fill you with so much Christmas cheer you’ll shine brighter than the star of Bethlehem! Then, just like they did in the manger, after the show, you can dance the night away with Diane. Special guests include Mawaan Rizwan, Sikisa, Leo Reich and Phil Dunning.

It just ain’t Christmas unless you’ve raised a glass of eggnog to baby Jesus with the Duchess of Canvey! So, listen babes, throw on your Duffle, puff up that snood coz this is going to be one Christmas we ain’t gonna forget!

Line-up subject to change.

**DOORS 6:30PM**
**SHOW 7:30PM (with intervals)**
**SHOW FINISH 10:35pm**
**You're then welcome to stay afterwards for a Christmas boogie until the early hours!**

**•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm**
**•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending).** 
**•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety**
**•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact**
**•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!**


This is an 18+ event

Berk's Nest

Diane Chorley: Ding Dong Merrily Diane

Diane Chorley

Bring the SING to Christmas!



Massaoke's Christmas parties are becoming legendary for their festive fun and energy. This year, due to popular demand, there will be two dates and two venues. Since Christmas was cancelled last year, you owe it to yourself to attend at least one of these. Book now for a sing-along all your favourite festive anthems.



LIVE BAND • GIANT SING-ALONG LYRICS • HAIRBRUSH ANTHEMS



Featuring all your favourite festive hits from WHAM, SLADE, MARIAH, WIZZARD, THE POGUES and many more…



XMAS MASSAOKE takes place on Friday 17th Dec at the Clapham Grand, doors 6.30pm, finishes 10pm

**ALL TICKETS ALLOW YOU TO STAY ON FOR THE GRAND'S XMAS PARTY (featuring members of S Club 7 and Juniors!) FOR A FANTASTIC CHRISTMAS PARTY AFTERWARDS UNTIL THE EARLY HOURS.**
**If you have a box ticket, you may have to move to the general areas after Massaoke.**

•   For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•   For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending).
•   For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•   For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•   Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

This is an 18+ event

Massaoke Christmas!

Massaoke

social

Social

There ain’t no party like The Grand’s S Club Christmas Party! 🎄

Tix On Sale Now  🎟

You’ll be One Step Closer To Heaven, baby, as we unite members of S CLUB and S CLUB JUNIORS together again on stage in a freakin’ enormous GLOBAL EXCLUSIVE. You won’t Stop Movin’ or singing as they bust out their combined pop classics of over 15 top 10 hits & 4 Number 1’s! To think they said you’d Never Have A Dream Come True…. UNTIL NOW! ❤️

We’ll be guaranteeing you to have an Automatic High and be Reaching For The Stars all night long with party DJs til 3am 💿, The Grand’s Dreamteam dancing for your pleasure 💃🏻, snow machines ❄️, balloon drops 🎈 & enormous fishbowls 🐟🥣

Be our Number One and make it One Fine Day (or night), and get your Early Bradley tickets now 💥
This is an 18+ club night.
Please Note: Like the snowman on Christmas Eve, your ticket will melt and become invalid after 11:30pm (sorry but also not sorry, gotta make sure you Bring The House Down in time for our headline act taking to the stage)

* For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
* For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
* For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact info@claphamgrand.com, where you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending)
* For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
* Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

This is an 18+ event

The Grand's Christmas Party feat S Club All Stars

S Club 7

S Club Juniors

Our Love Actually ❤️  Movie Nights are legendary, and as you know always sell out! As always, there will be all our festive wonderment 🎄, with Snow Machines ❄️, Mulled Wine 🍷, Pigs in Blankets (by the bucket load) 🐷, Prosecco & Wine (by the bottle, with straws of course) 🍾 and The Grand’s Dream Team ⭐️ on performance duty! 💃🏻 Expect mass sing-a-longs 🎤, dance offs 🕺🏼, costume comps 👗, our world famous Ant or Dec competition❓, AND ALL THE MARIAH!  👑


Oh, and we’ll be showing the movie in full on our big screen just incase you haven’t actually seen it before…. (As if!) 📺

Will you be sipping Prosecco every time Hugh Grant does something cringe?  🥂Knocking back a cocktail 🍹 everytime someone says ‘bugger’ or slamming Shots when you hear the the word ‘Actually’? 💋 Of course you will.

So come and enjoy the best (before it gets cancelled...) Christmas Movie of all time with us and get subtly sloshed in the process!  🎅🏼😍 PLUS, your ticket for Love Actually on December 18th includes entry to our club night which follows, so why not stay and party with us all night afterwards? 👀🥳 (please note: if you've bought a box for the film, this is not valid for the club night and you'll move to the dancefloor once the movie finishes) 💃🏻

Never been to a Clapham Grand Movie Night?
Feel free to heckle the bad guys and cheer for your heroes, a costume (lobsters and octopus assemble, of course 🦞) is never un-appreciated, the bar & food stalls stay open during the movie! 🎬

Expect:
🕺 Crowd surfing Hugh Grants 🕺
❓Our famous Ant or Dec game❓
🦞🦑 Lobster vs Octopus Costumes (with prizes for the best ones) 🦞🦑
🍾 Drink-A-Long to the movie rules 🍾
❄️ Snow Machines & Mariah ❄️
🍷 Pigs in Blankets & Mulled Wine 🍷
✨ Live Host & Show Team✨
📺 The Movie on our massive screen 📺

Please Note:
1. We are afraid our Movie Nights are for over 18’s.
2. We aim to make our Movie Nights an enjoyable experience for everyone, and will show our Movies with subtitles on if requested by any hard of hearing customers.


•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 18+ event

KLUB KIDS presents We 3 Queens (A Drag Race Christmas Spectacular)🎄

A Christmas spectacular brought to you by Klub Kids, featuring your top 3 queens from Rupaul's Drag Race season 3. Hosted by Mutha Tucka!
KRYSTAL VERSACE, ELLA VADAY & KITTY SCOTT CLAUS

Plus performances from Cara Melle, Beau jangles and Sharon Le Grande.
(This is a club event - SO LET'S PARTY)

GENERAL DOORS 10:30pm

- For any ticketing queries please contact your ticket provider.
- For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
- For any accessibility tickets and entry info - claphamgrand.com/accessibility
- For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
- Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!
- Refund Policy:
If this performance is postponed or cancelled due to Covid 19, your tickets are fully protected. We will email all ticket buyers with any rescheduled dates, and will be offering a full refund during the two weeks (14 days) following the announcement for those unable to attend the new date. Once this time period has elapsed, our standard no refund policy applies. If this event goes ahead as planned, our standard no refund policy applies.

This is an 18+ event

We 3 Queens (A Christmas Spectacular!)

Join us for an incredible night of Queen Anthems, performed by candlelight at the beautiful Clapham Grand.

Featuring a live cast of epic West End singers, accompanied by an incredible live rock band, experience Queen as you have never heard them before.

The concert will feature some of the most iconic songs of all time including Bohemian Rhapsody, It's a Kind of Magic, We Are The Champions, Who Wants to Live Forever and many more!!

The Show Must Go On! So join us for this unforgettable experience guaranteed to ROCK YOU!

DOORS 7PM

SHOW 8PM

•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 18+ event (Photo ID Required).

Queen By Candlelight

At a time of pandemics and global warming, we all turn to spirituality for hope and purpose, so let's hear about the true meaning of Christmas, Jesus and cunnilingus, courtesy of BAFTA breakthrough act winning Luisa Omielan - now that’s a Sunday school we all would have stayed awake in!


Luisa already has three groundbreaking hit shows under her belt. First, she asked "What Would Beyonce Do?! " (sell out across the UK and Australia, is what she would do!), then she asked "Am I Right Ladies?!" and her thigh gap joke went viral with over 45 million views. Then she turned to politics and got a show on the BBC entitled "Politics for Bitches". So the next logical step was for Luisa to bring her unique genre of comedy to religion - expect Mary Magdalene and dick jokes.

•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 18+ event. (Photo ID Required)

Luisa Omielan: God Is A Woman

Luisa Omielan

VENGABOYS LIVE AT THE CLAPHAM GARND!

We realise it's a little bit early to be dropping our New Year's Parties, but after over a year of you not being able to dance with us we figured you'd want to know sooner rather than later that the VENGABOYS are going to be taking us out of 2021 and into 2022 with two HUGE pop spectaculars!🎉

We are only putting on 200 £20 tickets per show available on the pre-sale, which goes live at 1pm on Tuesday 20th April!! After that they will go up in price, so make sure you register for pre-sale tickets and secure your space on the Vengabus partying its way into 2022!🚌

We won't be announcing the rest of the line ups yet, but rest assured both of these parties come with all of The Grand's iconic trimmings courtesy of our brilliant production family: Shows from our Dream Team, surprise pop-up queens, super star DJ turns, confetti cannon selfie blizzards, giveaways, merch, and London's biggest baddest disco ball! You'll be bopping UP AND DOWN for HOURS babes! 💃🏽

Here at Clapham Grand we are so proud to be the British spiritual home for these 90s dance pop megalords. The cult of Vengaboys and the sheer love for this legendary band of party-starters just keeps spreading - Boom Boom Boom Boom was the first pre-noughties hit to break the billion plays mark on Tik Tok! They're more popular than ever and this will be their biggest Grand shows yet! 👊

ALL THE HITS, a tonne of wacky and fantastic COVERS, onstage games and TOTAL LOL-FEST moments. It's sexy, it's shiny, it's colourful and everyone has a dazzling evening! Forget the days of zoom quizzes and get ready to KISS KISS KISS TIL THE SUN COMES DOWN (and knowing South Londoners, comes back up again) UH WOAHOH!!! 🌅

With two massive New Year's Eve and New Years Day live shows - take your pick, gobble up those glistening pink tickets and get doing your Joe Wicks work outs loveys because it's time to dig those backless chaps and purple cowboy hats out of the wardrobe. ⭐️

After a year of closed borders and international lockdown, transport secretary Grant Shapps has given special permission for Venga Airways to giddy up their engines and lasso their way back to their favourite London party palace - The Clapham Grand ! Uncle John from Jamaica has had the vaccine, and the Vengabus has worked out its route across London's latest pedestrianised innovations - "Why?" you ask - BECAUSE WE LIKE TO PARTY!! We've missed them so much - it's going to be the best new year's eve party ON RECORD.✈️

Prepare for some serious SHA LA LA LA LA O'Clock … Well not quite, there's a few months to go, BUT if you sign up today we are giving you exclusive pre-sale priority on cheap tickets. These things will sell faster than dodgy pistachio cannolis from that makeshift cafe during Lockdown 2 honey so pop in your email address NOW. ✉️

Those themed cocktails can't come quick enough … this is gonna sell out so get your possé together (what bubble? I don't know her!) and SEE - YOU - THERE ! THE VENGABUS IS COMING … COMING TWICE IN FACT! (Oh behave) AND EVERYONE IS JUMPING! 🚌

New York to San Francisco, a Clapham Junction DISCO! 🍾

•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 18+ event. (Photo ID Required)

Vengaboys Live - New Year's Eve Party!

Vengaboys - We Like to Party! (The Vengabus)

The Vengaboys

VENGABOYS LIVE AT THE CLAPHAM GARND!

We realise it's a little bit early to be dropping our New Year's Parties, but after over a year of you not being able to dance with us we figured you'd want to know sooner rather than later that the VENGABOYS are going to be taking us out of 2021 and into 2022 with two HUGE pop spectaculars!🎉

We are only putting on 200 £20 tickets per show available on the pre-sale, which goes live at 1pm on Tuesday 20th April! After that they will go up in price, so make sure you register for pre-sale tickets and secure your space on the Vengabus partying its way into 2022!🚌

We won't be announcing the rest of the line ups yet, but rest assured both of these parties come with all of The Grand's iconic trimmings courtesy of our brilliant production family: Shows from our Dream Team, surprise pop-up queens, super star DJ turns, confetti cannon selfie blizzards, giveaways, merch, and London's biggest baddest disco ball! You'll be bopping UP AND DOWN for HOURS babes! 💃🏽

Here at Clapham Grand we are so proud to be the British spiritual home for these 90s dance pop megalords. The cult of Vengaboys and the sheer love for this legendary band of party-starters just keeps spreading - Boom Boom Boom Boom was the first pre-noughties hit to break the billion plays mark on Tik Tok! They're more popular than ever and this will be their biggest Grand shows yet! 👊

ALL THE HITS, a tonne of wacky and fantastic COVERS, onstage games and TOTAL LOL-FEST moments. It's sexy, it's shiny, it's colourful and everyone has a dazzling evening! Forget the days of zoom quizzes and get ready to KISS KISS KISS TIL THE SUN COMES DOWN (and knowing South Londoners, comes back up again) UH WOAHOH!!! 🌅

With two massive New Year's Eve and New Years Day live shows - take your pick, gobble up those glistening pink tickets and get doing your Joe Wicks work outs loveys because it's time to dig those backless chaps and purple cowboy hats out of the wardrobe. ⭐️

After a year of closed borders and international lockdown, transport secretary Grant Shapps has given special permission for Venga Airways to giddy up their engines and lasso their way back to their favourite London party palace - The Clapham Grand ! Uncle John from Jamaica has had the vaccine, and the Vengabus has worked out its route across London's latest pedestrianised innovations - "Why?" you ask - BECAUSE WE LIKE TO PARTY!! We've missed them so much - it's going to be the best new year's eve party ON RECORD.✈️

Prepare for some serious SHA LA LA LA LA O'Clock … Well not quite, there's a few months to go, BUT if you sign up today we are giving you exclusive pre-sale priority on cheap tickets. These things will sell faster than dodgy pistachio cannolis from that makeshift cafe during Lockdown 2 honey so pop in your email address NOW. ✉️

Those themed cocktails can't come quick enough … this is gonna sell out so get your possé together (what bubble? I don't know her!) and SEE - YOU - THERE ! THE VENGABUS IS COMING … COMING TWICE IN FACT! (Oh behave) AND EVERYONE IS JUMPING! 🚌

New York to San Francisco, a Clapham Junction DISCO! 🍾

•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

This is an 18+ event. (Photo ID Required)

Vengaboys Live - New Year's Day Party!

KLUB KIDS LONDON presents


TRINITY K BONET  The Nerve Tour (ages 14+)
FRIDAY 7th JANUARY 2022
THE CLAPHAM GRAND

VIP DOORS 6:30pm


GENERAL DOORS 7:30pm

Klubkids UK is proud to bring to the UK  - TRINITY K BONET star of RuPaul Drag Race All Star's 6, in her full production show EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT TRINITY! - The Nerve Tour!
This two hour drag show will showcase the reigning fan favourite in all her fabulousity; accompanied by her full dance crew and supported by the incredible talent of Klub Kids artists this is one show you wont want to miss!

This is a 14+ show (Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Refund Policy:
Klub Kids UK operates a non-refundable ticket policy as standard, in conjunction with the Klub Kids Promise.
Our Promise is that should any performance be postponed or cancelled by Klub Kids UK for ANY reason, your tickets are always fully protected. Should such an innocent occur we will email all ticket holders with rescheduled dates, and offer a full refund for the two weeks (14 days) following the announcement. Once this time period has elapsed, our standard no refund policy applies, any and all exemptions are strictly limited by company discretion.

•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Trinity K Bonet: The Nerve Tour

Trinity K. Bonet

KLUB KIDS London presents
TWISTED CIRCUS 3

LONDON - The Clapham Grand

Saturday 15th JANUARY 2022

Back by popular demand, the twisted circus is back with this thrilling unique line up. The best of the best in the drag world are coming together for a jaw dropping circus production show.

Hosted by Dj AndyRew & Lil Joey

Plus Yvie Oddly, Tayce, Jimbo the Drag Clown, Scarlet Bobo, Madame Madness, Crystal Methyd, Crytal and Denali Foxx.

Show supported by London's best circus performers.
6pm - VIP MEET AND GREET
7:30pm - GENERAL DOORS
8:30pm - SHOW TIME
IMPORTANT WARNING - EXPECT A FULL CIRCUS PRODUCTION !!!!!!
- Please note all sales are final unless event is cancelled or postponed due to Covid related issues.
- If under the age of 18 you must be accompanied by an adult over the age of 21.
- For any ticketing queries please contact your ticket provider.
- For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
- For any accessibility or other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
- Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Twisted Circus 3

Crystal

Crystal Methyd

Yvie Oddly

KLUB KIDS LONDON & VICTORIA SCONE present

JAM PACKED (ages 14+)

THE CLAPHAM GRAND

SATURDAY 22nd JANUARY 2022

Following the success of Drag Race UK Season Three (episode one), Victoria Scone is hitting the road with Klub Kids UK. Expect an evening of fabulous drag and much more.

Host and opening acts to be announced.

VIP MEET AND GREET 6pm
GENERAL DOORS 7pm

This is a 14+ show. Anyone under the age of 18 must be accompanied by someone who is age 21+.
•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Victoria Scone: Jam Packed!

Victoria Scone

Are you a recent creative graduate? Or new to stage & screen? Come find your tribe at the Festival of New Creative Talent: GOODBADMADNESS!

GoodBadMad are hosting a Showcase & Screening event (23rd Jan'22) to celebrate new stage & screen talent for those who may have missed out on industry connections due to the pandemic disrupting normal opportunities.

The event will feature panels, talks and mentorship opportunities, as well as performances & screenings by recent (2019-2021) creative graduates (including drama, film and musical theatre) who have been affected by the pandemic.

We're inviting our industry contacts to join us, and support your showcases and screenings, as well as offer advice, mentoring & networking opportunities.

Free submissions are open until December 19th at Midnight - so get submitting quick! We want to share your short films, your performances, your writing, etc etc - apply in your creative teams now!

Grab your tickets now if you want to come join the celebration of new work, listen to industry pros advice and get some 1-1 mentoring! Only £15 for a full day of networking, advice and new creative work!

Follow @goodbadmad on Instagram for more info or head to www.goodbadmad.com


•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

GoodBadMadness : A Festival of New Creative Talent

DOORS 7PM

SHOW 8:30PM

Fonseca is one of Colombia’s biggest Latin artists, blending elements of pop/rock with traditional rhythms such as the vallenato, bullerengue and tambora. Winner of multiple awards, including 5 Latin Grammys.

Fonseca has released a number of successful albums, as well as touring extensively across the USA, Latin America and Europe, where he returns after 6 years to present some of his recent work as well as his greatest hits.

•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 18+ event

Fonseca

The 20s are back and so is Party like Gatsby! 🎉


More immersive and more roaring than ever before; the world’s biggest 1920s experience returns with a BRAND NEW SHOW; the ‘Soirée Royale’ tour.


Dress your finest and immerse yourselves to the fullest, as you step through the doors to J. Gatsby’s residence and enter the kaleidoscopic world of the 1920s. Join the glamour, the scandal and the madness - encounter marvelous performers and peculiar characters from Gatsby’s inner circle, enjoy a breathtaking 3,5 hour stage show of burlesque, live music and circus, and party to modern classics with a Gatsby twist ‘till the sun rises.


J. Gatsby’s entourage is ready to transport you back to 1922 for a champagne soaked night.
Let the roaring 2020s begin!

•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 18+ event (Photo ID essential)

Party like Gatsby: Soirée Royale

Old Empire & Luminescent proudly present

EMMA RUTH RUNDLE

Website : https://www.emmaruthrundle.com/
Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/emmaruthrundle
Youtube : https://youtu.be/ZFLoVW_J0lM
Bandcamp : https://emmaruthrundle.bandcamp.com/


Upcoming album "Engine of Hell", out 5/11/21 via Sargent House
https://www.sargenthouse.com/


Emma Ruth Rundle’s forthcoming Engine of Hell is stark, intimate, and unflinching. For anyone that’s endured trauma and grief, there’s a beautiful solace in hearing Rundle articulate and humanize that particular type of pain not only with her words, but with her particular mysterious language of melody and timbre. The album captures a moment where a masterful songwriter strips away all flourishes and embellishments in order to make every note and word hit with maximum impact, leaving little to hide behind.


A gentle melancholy piano line introduces album opener and lead single “Return,” and when Rundle finally sings, every syllable guided with the utmost intention, she unleashes the ominously cryptic opening lines “A rich belief that no one sees you / Your ribbon cut from all the fates and / Some hound of Hell looking for handouts / The breath between things no one says.” The ambiguity may obscure the muse, but it doesn’t diminish its heaviness.

•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 18+ event

Emma Ruth Rundle

KLUB KIDS LONDON presents

DRAG DOMINATION (ages 14+)
THE CLAPHAM GRAND - LONDON
WEDNESDAY 9th FEBRUARY 2022

Back by popular demand, Drag Domination is back this January/February. Hosted by the queen of the battered sausage Baga Chipz. Plus 4 of your favourite queens from RuPaul's Drag Race season 3. Kitty Scott Claus, River Medway, Choriza May and Elektra Fence.

Expect an evening of sickening Drag Domination, high energy performances with hilarious comedy.

VIP DOORS 6pm
GENERAL DOORS 7pm
**VIP meet and greet gets you entry to the pre-show meet and greet with the full cast, with a photograph opportunity. Plus first chance to purchase official tour merchandise.

Refund Policy:
If this performance is postponed or cancelled due to Covid 19, your tickets are fully protected. We will email all ticket buyers with any rescheduled dates, and will be offering a full refund during the two weeks (14 days) following the announcement for those unable to attend the new date. Once this time period has elapsed, our standard no refund policy applies. If this event goes ahead as planned, our standard no refund policy applies.

- For any ticketing queries please contact your ticket provider.If your ticket provider is DICE, the best email is help@dice.fm
- For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
- For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact info@claphamgrand.com. If your event is on DICE, you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending). If tickets are through another provider, you will be instructed on what to do.
- For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
- Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Drag Domination

Baga Chipz

Will Mellor and Ralf Little, of the cult British sitcom Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps,  take their smash hit Podcast out on tour around the UK in 2022 when they ask people to join them for Two Pints, LIVE!

Building on the amazing response from their fans to their “Two Pints with Will & Ralf” podcast, the boys are taking to the road in 2022. They will tour 14 dates from Mid-January through mid February and will travel across England and into Scotland.

Fresh from spending 2021 shooting Coronation Street and Death In Paradise, the boys are excited to bring their side hustle to fans in real life. In true Two Pints style, every night of the tour will be unscripted, raw and involve the audience and their stories throughout.

The boys will be bringing their unique brand of chat to the stage but also have some surprises for the audience, and the burning question, is Will going to sing Mustang Sally every night? Those who buy a ticket will find out first.

Talking about the tour Will said; “I’m just excited to get out and meet people and be in the same room as them again, the last 18 months has been hard, and we are going to get people in the venue, have a load of fun and a few pints, I’m buzzing”.

Ralf continued; “I'm slightly petrified about going on tour with Will but excited to finally meet the people who've been supporting our pod and have fun with them!”

Get your ticket now to find out if they do!


You can follow the Two Pints Podcast by going to www.linktr.ee/willandralf for more live updates or subscribe to listen wherever you get your podcasts.

•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 16+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Two Pints Podcast - Live!

Ralf Little

Will Mellor

podcast

Podcast

**Catherine Cohen: The Twist…? She’s Gorgeous**


Catherine Cohen returns to London with her 2019 Edinburgh Comedy Award winning, sell out smash-hit comedy cabaret show about living, laughing, loving and losing your debit card five times in one year.

Catherine Cohen is a comedian and actress based in New York. She hosts a weekly cabaret show at Alan Cumming’s East Village venue, Club Cumming, co-hosts the popular weekly podcast, Seek Treatment and has just joined the cast of the critically acclaimed series What We Do In The Shadows. Most recently she’s been in Awkwafina’s Nora from Queens (Comedy Central), Search Party (HBO), High Maintenance (HBO) as well the final season of Broad City (Comedy Central). She will also be appearing as Mrs. Claus in
Home Sweet Home Alone (Disney+). Cohen is also a published author of a poetry book entitled God I Feel Modern Tonight: Poems From A Gal About Town and has performed on Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC).

DOORS 7PM

SUPPORT ACT 1 8PM

SUPPORT ACT 2 8:20PM

CATHERINE COHEN 9PM

‘One of the comedians that sum up 2019' - Guardian
‘Cohen’s performance is a force of nature…you won’t be able to take your eyes of her' ★★★★1/2
Chortle
‘Can’t-take-your-eyes-off-it-entertaining’ ★★★★ Guardian
‘Cohen is a star in the making’ ★★★★ Telegraph
★★★★ Evening Standard

•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 18+ event

Catherine Cohen

"The legendary warthog of Wigstock, Lady Bunny, returns to the UK with a full-length cabaret experience in “Lady Bunny - Unmasked and Unfiltered"

The show will feature new parodies of Lizzo, Queen and Ariana Grande, Bunny’s  salute to Laugh-In, some brand new material and some so old that only the dead will recall it. For Drag Race fans, Bunny zaps all your favorite queens in her rap debut.  Throw in some amateurish puppetry, mind-reading and even an original tune, and you’ve got over an hour of live vocals and belly laughs.

The New York Times best described an evening with the demented drag doyenne as, “authentically scary, sewer-mouthed, gutter-glam fierceness… (Lady Bunny) made me weep with laughter, often while groaning with disgust. And isn’t that what the best low comedy is all about?” If you enjoy polite drag and pc humor, skip this show! If you love to snort along to a barrage of smut, then reserve your seats now!"

•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by and adult 21+)

Lady Bunny: Unmasked and Unfiltered

Lady Bunny

Bikes and Banter are proud to bring you.

McGuinness and Whitham BACK ON TOUR.
An audience with JOHN McGUINNESS, JAMES WHITHAM and our host Matt Roberts.

John McGuinness is simply the god of TT racing. A complete legend of the sport who amongst other achievements holds the mind-blowing record of an amazing 23 wins round the Isle of Man track. Superb on stage you get to hear it all from the man himself and it is delivered exactly as you would expect. No holds barred with no frills but with lots of humour.
We have had the pleasure of working with James for a few years now and he is the man who brings these events together. However, It is easy to forget that James was a world class racer in his own right winning and gaining podiums in amongst other things the world superbike championship. At this event we get the chance to hear all about his achievements on the track.
A veteran presenter of Moto GP Matt is our expert host at this event. He asks the questions you would ask but in part two allows the lads to get on with it when the banter is flowing.

BIKES and BANTER are extremely privileged to bring you the exclusive opportunity to hear the fascinating tales of these special men. They exclusively open up about momentous achievements at the top level of motorbike racing as well as letting us know about plans and targets for the season(s) ahead. We promise it is NOT TO BE MISSED.
This event receives rave reviews wherever we take it ASK ANYONE WHO HAS ATTENDED

PART ONE.
JOHN McGUINNESS INTERVIEW
JAMES WHITHAM INTERVIEW

PART TWO.
A LAP OF THE TT WITH ON BOARD COMMENTARY BY JOHN and INPUT FROM JAMES.

AUDIENCE Q/A WITH ALL THREE SPECIAL GUESTS AND MATT. BE PREPARED.

An added bonus is John also brings along a couple of his famous bikes for his fans to see.

VIP TICKETS - 30 MINUTE VIP RECEPTION WITH ALL THREE RIDERS AND MATT. COMPLIMENTARY FOOD AND DRINK AND A PRINTED PICTURE WITH ALL THREE RIDERS.
BINGLEY AND CARLISLE ONLY.

•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 18+ event

McGuinness and Whitham: Back on Tour

sport

Sport

KLUB KIDS LONDON presents

THE VIVIENNE as CHER

The Clapham Grand
DATE : SATURDAY 5th OF MARCH 2022


Meet and Greet Doors - 6pm
GA Doors - 7pm
Show - 8pm


The Klub Kids are back in London with another sickening drag show!
Join The Vivienne this November as she taking you to your ultimate Cher fantasy. Expect a full drag production with Dancers, aerial performers and hosted by Tiara.

Full 90min show

•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

The Vivienne as Cher

Alexandros Tsouvelas - Παρενέργειες

Alexandros Tsouvelas is back! He’s in a comedy mood and is coming to London with a new show, Side Effects. It deals with relationships and everyday life, with impressions, stand-up comedy, sketches and improv. He’s joined, as usual, by Thanasis Papageorgiou (creator of Gida TV).

No two shows are the same… Side-effects will include laughter…

DOORS 7PM

SHOW TIME 8PM (90 MINUTES + INTERVAL)

END TIME 10PM (APPROX)

•	For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm
•	For our accessible facilities please go to our website here: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ or don’t hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com.  We issue all access patrons a carer ticket to all shows, which can be done via DICE our ticketing partner or contacting us direct (availability depending). 
•	For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
•	For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
•	Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!


This is an 18+ event

Alexandros Tsouvelas

RuPaul's Drag Race UK S3 supergroup PICK 'N' MIX are hitting the road on their official headline tour with Slay! throughout March 2022 featuring Ella Vaday, Choriza May, River Medway & Vanity Milan.

CLAPHAM GRAND - SATURDAY 12TH MARCH 2021

You don't want to miss this - The queens are bringing an action packed show for you including the debut live performance of their chart topping single "B.D.E (Big Drag Energy).

Limited meet & greet tickets available from www.slaypresents.co.uk

ACCESS INFO This is a standing show headlined by Pick 'n' Mix. The venue is wheelchair accessible. The venue has a flat floor and a raised stage. Flashing/strobing lights will be used in the show.

TICKETS & TIMINGS M&G Doors Open: 6PM General Entry Doors Open: 7.30PM Show Starts: 8PM*

MEET&GREET TICKET includes entry to the meet and greet for a photo opportunity with the artist, plus a chance to purchase official merchandise.

REFUND POLICY All sales are final - Tickets are refundable only if the show is cancelled.If rescheduled your ticket is valid for the new date. If rescheduled a 7 day refund window will allow refunds from the date or re-announcement.

AGE RESTRICTIONS 14+ (14-17 year olds must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

*Times given as a guide but may be subject to change.

* For any ticketing queries please contact your ticket provider.If your ticket provider is DICE, the best email is help@dice.fm
* For any queries regarding our Covid safety & seating: thegrand.info/covidsafety
* For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact info@claphamgrand.com. If your event is on DICE, you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending). If tickets are through another provider, you will be instructed on what to do. 
* For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
* Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Venue

The Clapham Grand

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