JIMMY CARR - TERRIBLY FUNNY (EARLY SHOW)
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We are incredibly proud to have the one and only Jimmy Carr playing a run if intimate shows with us at The Clapham Grand!
Jimmy's brand new show contains jokes about all kinds of terrible things. Terrible things that might have affected you or people you know and love.
But they're just jokes - they are not the terrible things. Having political correctness at a comedy show is like having health and safety at a rodeo.
Now you've been warned, buy a ticket.
Presented By Chambers Touring Ltd
SEATING & TABLES PRICING
Due to physical distancing we can't sell individual tickets. All tickets will be sold in pairs, 3's & tables of 4. Tickets per person are £28 plus a £1 restoration fee and a 10% booking fee each. When you go to purchase your tickets you can see the area of the venue you are buying within and DICE will automatically allocated the best seats in that area. When you have finished the checkout process you can then reallocate your seats within that area if you wish!
PRE-ORDER DRINKS & FOOD
We will contact you a few days before the show with our pre-order drinks and food menu so we can have all this ready for you when you arrive to increase speed of service.
ABOUT THE CLAPHAM GRAND
The Clapham Grand has been providing entertainment for 120 years, and is one of the UK's oldest remaining Variety Halls. After a successful crowdfunder campaign to prevent permanent closure during Covid-19 we are beginning to open with a run of physically distanced events, which whilst operating at a loss gives as the chance to bring our staff back to work, time to rebuild out business model and most of all have you back to be entertained here again.
In 1900 we were built to give performers a stage and our customers an amazing night out, with everyone from Charlie Chaplin and Morecambe & Wise to Oasis and Bianca Del Rio performing, and we are incredibly grateful to be able to reopen and continue to do so. If you have any questions at all about the show don't hesitate to email us on firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thank you so much for all your support so far, we can't wait to have you back with us.
The Clapham Grand recently carried out a successful Government backed pilot live show meeting all the Government guidelines on Covid Safety.
We are operating at a greatly reduced capacity, with the entire audience being physical distanced on seats and tables with waiting staff on hand for food & drinks service.
We are providing a discounted pre-order drinks menu to purchase in advance alongside to minimise contact within the venue and to maximise speed of service.We will be carrying out staggered entry times for all guests, temperature checks and on entry alongside track and trace and we will have anti-bac available at all key points of the venue, with all staff wearing appropriate PPE.
Face masks aren't obligatory for guests, but are of course welcome, and we will have some spare for anyone that get's caught short without.
This is an 18+ show.
If you have any accessibility questions about coming here please visit our website here https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ & if you have any further questions don't hesitate to get in touch.
This is an 18+ event (Photo ID required)