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"On October 3rd he asked me what day it was. It's October 3rd."

What better way to relaunch our infamous Grand Movie Nights than by making FETCH happen! And actually on the 3rd October too. Life is finally getting better.

Join us and The Plastics as we celebrate one of our favourite films ever (we've shown it 5 years in a row!) You can even bring your homeschooled friends if you want, but they can't sit with us….not even if physically distanced.

Our Movie nights are like no other, alongside watching Mean Girls uninterrupted on our massive (25 ft!) HD Screen, we have a whole lot more in store for you before & after the film, including The Grand's live hosts & show team, all the confetti, even the occasional balloon drop, and of course it is all Covid-Compliant (read below for more info)🎈⛑

Feel free to heckle the bad guys and cheer for your heroes, a costume is never un-appreciated, the bar & food stalls stay open during the movie!

Expect: 🕺 Live Host & Show Team 🕺 / 🍹 The Grand's Cocktails 🍹 / 🍿 Popcorn 🍿 / 🌭 Hotdogs & Nachos & More Tasty Delights Courtesy Of Hot Beige 🌭 / 📺 Our Massive Screen 📺 /


Due to physical distancing and our venue layout we can only sell individual tickets in our Upper Circle which we are afraid isn't always open. All other tickets will be sold in pairs, 3's & tables of 4 across The Stalls and Circle. Tickets are priced per person plus a £1 restoration fee and a 10% booking fee each. When you go to purchase your tickets you can see the area of the venue you are buying within and DICE will automatically allocated the best seats in that area. Seats must be purchased in pairs, 3's or 4's, unless its for the Upper Circle.


We will contact you the day before the show with our pre-order drinks so we can have all this ready for you when you arrive to increase speed of service. We will have a full bar & snacks (crisps, buts and chocolate) menu on the night, which will be card only via table service.


The Clapham Grand has been providing entertainment for 120 years, and is one of the UK's oldest remaining Variety Halls. After a successful crowdfunder campaign to prevent permanent closure during Covid-19 we are beginning to open with a run of physically distanced events, which whilst operating at a loss gives as the chance to bring our staff back to work, time to rebuild out business model and most of all have you back to be entertained here again.

In 1900 we were built to give performers a stage and our customers an amazing night out, with everyone from Charlie Chaplin and Morecambe & Wise to Oasis and Bianca Del Rio performing, and we are incredibly grateful to be able to reopen and continue to do so. If you have any questions at all about the show don't hesitate to email us on

Thank you so much for all your support so far, we can't wait to have you back with us.

COVID SAFETY It's amazing for us to be able to get back open again to host events, but nothing is more important that your safety! We just wanted to let you know what measures we have in place to make sure you have a safe & brilliant time with us! 🎉

All our tickets are for groups/bubbles under 6 people 🎟 Physical distancing throughout the venue ⬅️ ➡️ Face masks until seated (we have spares if caught short!) 😷 Table service for drinks 🍾 ALL the anti-bac 🚰 Track & trace baby ✍️ Temp checks on entry! 🌡 Government approved pilot live show ✅

Any questions at all hit us up - - we're here to give you the safest & best night out! 👊


Following Government guidelines The Clapham Grand will be allowed to have performances after 10pm (if the performances started before 10pm) and our bars will stop serving at 10pm


In the event of a show cancellation due to any Covid restrictions we will reschedule the event and transfer your tickets over. If we can't reschedule we will give a full refund minus the booking fee.


We will also only open our smoking area when everyone is inside the venue, which we estimate will be about 8pm.

Unfortunately due to the nature of Covid Compliance we aren't able to operate our Cloakroom so you will be required to keep coats and bags on you. Please don't bring anything larger than a rucksack into the venue, if this is unavoidable please contact us in advance so we can make arrangements for you!


Due to distancing our toilets are limited in capacity, so please bear with us, especially during intervals as you may have to queue!


Unfortunately we don't have any parking at the venue, but we are opposite Clapham Junction station! The cheapest parking available is at in the station.


If you require assistant in accessing the venue please don't hesitate to contact us in advance so we can make sure can facilitate this.


We are afraid it is an 18+ show.

Our address is 21-25 St John's Hill, SW11 1TT. We are directly opposite Clapham Junction Station (St John's Hill exit side).


If you have any accessibility questions about coming here please visit our website here & if you have any further questions don't hesitate to get in touch.

This is an 18+ event (Photo ID required).

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Doors open6:00 PM

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