Fri 11 Dec

DIANE CHORLEY: DING DONG MERRILY DIANE

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The Duchess of Canvey returns to the Clapham Grand with her band The Buffet and special guests, celebrating Christmas the only way she knows how: a one-off, Covid-safe, physically distanced show!

Fresh from her two sold-out shows in October, Diane returns to the stage for a night of festive frolic and musical merriment! Expect everything to make a GRAND Christmas show!

'Raucously jolly... as funny as a musical gig gets' - ★★★★ Evening Standard

'The most fun I had in a comedy show this summer' - Stewart Lee

A Berk's Nest production

BY PURCHASING A TICKET YOU ARE CONFIRMING THAT YOUR GROUP IS FROM THE SAME HOUSEHOLD OR SUPPORT BUBBLE.

SEATING & TABLES PRICING & ALLOCATION

Due to physical distancing all tickets are sold in pairs & tables of 4 across The Stalls and The Circle. If the Upper Circle is open we can sell tickets in allocation of 1-4 people per group with unreserved seating. When you go to purchase your tickets you can see the area of the venue you are buying within and you will automatically be allocated the best seats within that area. Please Note: By purchasing a ticket you are confirming that your group is from the same household or bubble.

To see images of seats & tables available check out our website HERE (link to https://claphamgrand.com/covid-safety-and-seating)

TABLE SERVICE FOR DRINKS & FOOD

We will have a full drinks menu available with table service, alongside snacks (hmmm Monster Munch!) and hot food (nachos and hot dogs, with vegan options).

COVID SAFETY

It's amazing for us to be able to get back open again to host events, but nothing is more important that your safety. We are fully Covid Compliant (we did the first ever Government endorsed pilot live show and passed with flying colours) so rest assured we will make sure you have an incredible and safe time with us.

For more info check out our website HERE (link to https://claphamgrand.com/covid-safety-and-seating ) and don't hesitate to contact us on info@claphamgrand.com if you have any questions at all, we're here to give you a great night out!

COVID CANCELLATION - BUY WITH CONFIDENCE

In the event of a show cancellation due to Covid restrictions we will reschedule the event and transfer your tickets over. If we can't reschedule the show, or you can't make the rescheduled date, we will give a full refund minus the booking fee.

ABOUT THE CLAPHAM GRAND & OUR RESTORATION FEE

The Clapham Grand has been providing entertainment for 120 years, and is one of the UK's oldest remaining Variety Halls. After a successful Crowdfunder campaign to prevent permanent closure during Covid-19 we are beginning to open with a run of physically distanced events, which whilst operating at a loss gives as the chance to bring our staff back to work, rebuild out business model and most of all have you back to be entertained here again.

During this period of loss making trading during & immediately after Covid-19 we are implementing a £1 restoration fee on each ticket, which goes towards helping us maintain our beautiful venue.

SMOKING AREA & CLOAKROOM:

Unfortunately due to the nature of Covid Compliance we aren't able to operate our Cloakroom so you will be required to keep coats and bags on you. Please don't bring anything larger than a rucksack into the venue, if this is unavoidable please contact us in advance so we can make arrangements for you! Our smoking area opens an hour after doors.

TOILETS

Due to distancing our toilets are limited in capacity, so please bear with us, especially during intervals if there is a queue.

PARKING

Unfortunately we don't have any parking at the venue, but we are opposite Clapham Junction Station, the busiest (and best) station in Europe.

The cheapest parking available is at www.justpark.com in the station.

ACCESSIBILITY:

If you require assistance in accessing the venue please don't hesitate to contact us in advance so we can make sure we can facilitate this.

OUR ADDRESS:

Our address is 21-25 St John's Hill, SW11 1TT. We are directly opposite Clapham Junction Station (St John's Hill exit side).

MORE INFO

This is an 18+ show.

If you have any accessibility questions about coming here please visit our website here https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ & if you have any further questions don't hesitate to get in touch.

This is an 18+ event. (Photo ID Required)

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Doors open7:00 PM

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