THE SCUMMY MUMMIES ARE BACK! THURSDAY SHOW SOLD OUT, FINAL WEDNESDAY TICKETS REMAINING!
The hilarious Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn are coming back to The Grand after leaving us crylaughing back in January! They'll be celebrating the scummier side of parenting, from drinking wine at teatime to hiding from the PTA. Expect stand-up, sketches, songs and very scummy stories. Guaranteed to make parents laugh and non-parents happy about their life choices.
SEATING & TABLES PRICING & ALLOCATION
Due to physical distancing and our venue layout we can only sell individual tickets in our Upper Circle which we are afraid isn't always open. All other tickets will be sold in pairs, 3's & tables of 4 across The Stalls and Circle. Tickets are priced per person plus a £1 restoration fee and a 10% booking fee each. When you go to purchase your tickets you can see the area of the venue you are buying within and DICE will automatically allocated the best seats in that area. Seats must be purchased in pairs, 3's or 4's, unless its for the Upper Circle.
PRE-ORDER DRINKS & FOOD
We will contact you the day before the show with our pre-order drinks and food menu so we can have all this ready for you when you arrive to increase speed of service.
ABOUT THE CLAPHAM GRAND
The Clapham Grand has been providing entertainment for 120 years, and is one of the UK's oldest remaining Variety Halls. After a successful crowdfunder campaign to prevent permanent closure during Covid-19 we are beginning to open with a run of physically distanced events, which whilst operating at a loss gives as the chance to bring our staff back to work, time to rebuild out business model and most of all have you back to be entertained here again.
In 1900 we were built to give performers a stage and our customers an amazing night out, with everyone from Charlie Chaplin and Morecambe & Wise to Oasis and Bianca Del Rio performing, and we are incredibly grateful to be able to reopen and continue to do so. If you have any questions at all about the show don't hesitate to email us on email@example.com.
Thank you so much for all your support so far, we can't wait to have you back with us.
It's amazing for us to be able to get back open again to host events, but nothing is more important that your safety! We just wanted to let you know what measures we have in place to make sure you have a safe & brilliant time with us! 🎉
All our tickets are for groups/bubbles under 6 people 🎟
Physical distancing throughout the venue ⬅️ ➡️
Face masks until seated (we have spares if caught short!) 😷
Table service for drinks 🍾
ALL the anti-bac 🚰
Track & trace baby ✍️
Temp checks on entry! 🌡
Government approved pilot live show ✅
Any questions at all hit us up - firstname.lastname@example.org - we're here to give you the safest & best night out! 👊
In the event of a show cancellation due to any Covid restrictions we will reschedule the event and transfer your tickets over. If we can't reschedule we will give a full refund minus the booking fee.
This is an 18+ show.
If you have any accessibility questions about coming here please visit our website here https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ & if you have any further questions don't hesitate to get in touch.
Presented by The Grand.
This is an 18+ event.