Fri 3 Apr


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Fancy some pre-drinks? 🍹

Drag legend Sue Gives A Fuck is taking over our upstairs bar! Curating the perfect pre-drinks is an art form and Sue is the party Leonardo (Da Vinci or DiCaprio – she’s that good). 🎉

High up in the roof of the Clapham Grand you will find a little bar. In that little bar you will find some nice people having nice beverages. These people are some of the UK's best comedians.

You will be surprised to find them there for just £5. But there they are, telling jokes.

You can have nice beverages with them, and you can enjoy their jokes. Then you can go down to The Grand's big clubnight when you are drunk. For free. With your £5 ticket. Or you can stay upstairs with your beverages as the little upstairs bar turns into a karaoke bar. You will wonder how this is all possible for £5, when just the clubnight alone would be more than this. But you will be pleased, so you won't mention it.

There’ll be games, prizes, and drinks. Plus this month we've got an incredible lineup joining the party! 🎤


** ALI WOODS ** New Act of The Year 2020 Winner BBC New Comedian of the Year 2018 Nominee Leicester Square New Comedian of the Year 2017 Runner Up Yellow Comedy Young Comedian of the Year 2017 Finalist

**DELEA SHAND** Winner: Royal Vauxhall Tavern's Got Talent competition, 2018. Nominated for Best Comedy Show and Best Newcomer at the Manchester Fringe. � Professional opera singer Delea Shand will be bringing her accordion and serving up "Madame Chandelier's Rough Guide to the Opera." "Engaging, sharp-witted, brilliant with her audience and a great singing voice." (Fringe Review)�


**WAYNE CARTER** Australian born, U.K. based cabaret burlesque comedian Wayne Carter has been dominating the stages of the U.K, Europe and Australia with his signature trashy looks and loveable, if not mildly odd, personality. "Consistently hilarious and perpetually bizarre" (Edfringe review) Carter brings joy and a touch of instability to any room they're in.

**IFFY** “Outrageous, daring and smutty, he got big laughs from the late-night crowd.” - Richard Gill “A level of energy and aplomb that leaves audiences dazzled with laughter” - Big Comedy Being British-Pakistani, Queer, Muslim and working class; Iffy is a Londoner that ticks many diversity boxes alluding to foreseeable hate crimes against him; but this also happens to inspire some profoundly unique anecdotal gags, very unusual stories, high energy and hilarious autobiographical material.

Whatever your plans, we’ve got the perfect pre-drinks for you.

Drinks from 7pm to 10pm so pop in and get the night started. It’s London’s booziest, funniest and best pre-drinks. ⭐️

Presented by The Grand.

This is an 18+ event. (Photo ID Required)

Line up

Doors open
7:00 PM
10:00 PM

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