What a time to be a human in this summer of love. People are tanned, Boris is about to be PM, childbirth is at an all time high, but boys still don't want to get their girlfriends pregnant accidentally. That's kinda sweet.
Emma Willis and her big Big Brother aren't on the telly any more which is very sad, however it is giving us, the generation, more time to think about the things which matter. Birthdays, friends, and keeping fit. And what better way to keep fit then investing in everyone's favourite swimming pool accessorie.. The Aqua Noodle. GFOTY and The Wrong Music crew have invested in a new venture. The Aqua noodle.
"A pool noodle is a cylindrical piece of buoyant polyethylene foam, sometimes hollow. Noodles are used by people of all ages while swimming." Wikipedia 2019
There's a twist.
Since the decline of the scene Wrong Music and GFOTY were looking for new business ventures and they've blown all their money on the aqua noodles, not thinking about the fact that summer in the UK doesn't exist! The only way to really put these aqua noodles in to good use is flogging them off to parents of children as the latest playground craze - the bendy horse. Kids can put them between their legs and gallop around with the noodle as if it were a cylindrical horse with no face which resembles a worm.
Now we are broke.
Help GFOTY and WRONG MUSIC spread the word of the Bendy Horse/Aqua noodle to get there bank balances out of the red.
Sick music is provided. Some Aqua noodles also.
Presented by Gfotybucks & Wrong Music.
This is an 18+ event.