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Mon 16th Dec

LUISA O HO HO, CHRISTMAS SHOW HO HO

£20.35
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Did you know that Adam had a first wife before Eve, her name was Lilith and she left Adam because she wanted to do reverse cow girl and he would only do missionary. But they omitted to mention that in the 7 days of creation Bible story. Now you only ever hear of Lilith as a baby eating devil monster psychopath. Sounds to me like female did a Goldilocks and knew she could catch a better dick, one that was jusssst right.

How different would the world be if womens stories had been included. Let's be fair, it is all the men who are fucking it rn, #YesISaidAllMen so as its the season to be jolly, let's hear about the true meaning of Christmas, Jesus and cunnilingus. Thats a Sunday school I would have stayed awake in.

Come join me Luisa, on Dec 16th and 17th for my Christmas Special party show. I've taken some time off and had to walk away from work for a while. But these were the only two dates I couldn't quite let go of. I'm gonna do God is A Woman, its not all biblical, have faith, Lols. I can also fill you in on the ahem lesson that was NYC, from shitty carpets to magnificent Dawn French. I think it will be nice to come home.

So, let's all burn in hell in a debaucherous night of comedy before some twat sets the world on fire through a tweet.

Presented by Luisa Omielan.

This is an 18+ event. (Photo ID Required)

Line up

Doors open
7:30 PM
Show Begins
8:30 PM
Luisa Omielan
Curfew
11:00 PM