Fri 5 Jun


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Drag legend Sue Gives A Fuck is taking over our upstairs bar! Curating the perfect pre-drinks is an art form and Sue is the party Leonardo (Da Vinci or DiCaprio – she’s that good). 🎉

High up in the roof of the Clapham Grand you will find a little bar. In that little bar you will find some nice people having nice beverages. These people are some of the UK’s best comedians.

You will be surprised to find them there for just £5. But there they are, telling jokes.

You can have nice beverages with them, and you can enjoy their jokes. Then you can go down to The Grand’s big clubnight when you are drunk. For free. With your £5 ticket. Or you can stay upstairs with your beverages as the little upstairs bar turns into a karaoke bar. You will wonder how this is all possible for £5, when just the clubnight alone would be more than this. But you will be pleased, so you won’t mention it.

There’ll be games, prizes, and drinks. Plus this month we’ve got an incredible lineup joining the party! 🎤

Presented by The Grand.

This is an 18+ event (Photo ID Required).

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Doors open7:00 PM

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