APHRODYKI: MILEY'S DIVORCE PARTY
HAPPY DIVORCE MILEY. I know it’s hard, but sometimes it just doesn’t work out.
But who needs a marriage when you can have a Party in the USA(nal)?
Why have Malibu, when you can have MaliBOOBS? All dykis know that Nothing Breaks Like a Heart, but We Can’t Stop. Find your next Wrecking Ball and Climb into their pants. About the same time Miley and Liam got married, we worked out how to enter the 21st century, so buy your tickets ONLINE.
£5 early bird, £6 advance, £8 on the door
WORSHIP at Miranda, Ace Hotel, Shoreditch. Dance from from 10pm until 3am with resident DJs Mad Dyki and Notorious S.M.A.L.L playing those 5 great Miley songs over and over because this definitely isn't enough for a music theme.
Tickets only guarantee entry until 12pm, but the door is open until 2am and we've reserved plenty of tickets OTD for those who aren't Type As.
NO ID NO ENTRY. Passport or driving licence no photocopies, no phone pics.
Please also do not bring perfume or bottled liquids, they will be tagged by security and you'll have to remember to pick them up at the end of the night.
RIHANNA - KNOWLES - SWIFT - ELLIOT - P!NK - CAREY - DESTINY'S CHILD - PERRY - TINASHE - LA ROSE - SCHERZINGER - AGUILERA - LOPEZ - GAGA - PUSSY CAT DOLLS - KEYS - STEFANI - HOUSTON - SHAKIRA - CANTRELL - MINOGUE - TLC - JACKSON - SPEARS - KHIA - MADONNA - BANKS - AZALEA - MYA- AALIYAH - CHER - KELIS - BRANDY - MONAE - ROBYN - JAMELIA - BLONDIE - JESSIE J - BLIGE - MILIAN - FERGIE - ROUX - FRANKLIN - TRAINOR - FURTADO - KE$HA - MIS-TEEQ - HAIM - LITTLE MIX - LATIFAH - MIA - ORA - LUMIDEE - HOWARD - GAYNOR - EAST - FLORENCE - BRAXTON - ROSS - AMERIE - LIL' KIM - WINEHOUSE - MARY - ELLIS-BEXTER - CIARA - SUGABABES - DAHNE - ESTELLE - HILL - LIZZO - EILISH - JEPSON - CLARKSON - BEDINGFIELD - IMBRUGLIA - PRINCESS
Poster art by Hannah Eachus www.hannaheachus.com
There will be a staffed cloakroom.
Miranda is a basement bar and does have a flight of stairs, however it is fully wheelchair accessible, with step free access from the street, a lift and a long ramp onto the dancefloor. There is also plenty of sit down space inside for those who need a break between numbers. We use blinking/turning lights but no smoke machines. We have an in-house photographer, feel free ask them not to include you in crowd shots if you do not wish to be.
Toilets are gender-neutral & Aphrodyki welcomes all women, trans and nb babes who love pop.
Promoters are on the door and in the club at all times (with Aphrodyki ‘Official Worshipper’ badge on) so grab one of us if you have a problem, experience harassment or fancy a chat.
Presented by Aphrodyki.
This is an 18+ event.