The Best of Edinburgh Fringe

Late-night, done right. Queer, messy and f\*cking hilarious. The hottest late-night ticket in town where the riskiest and most diverse acts let loose, all backed by a live band. Line up of the best in cabaret, circus and comedy coming soon.

With sold-out runs across the UK and Australia, this is not a night to be missed.

“It. Is. Carnage” ★★★★★ Miro Magazine

“Sign Up to the Church of Reuben Kaye” ★★★★★ Time Out Melbourne

The Clapham Grand

The Kaye Hole Hosted by Reuben Kaye

theatre

Theatre

London

What’s a little evil amongst friends? Fresh from a complete sell-out extended run at the Edinburgh Fringe, award-winning gossip and TikTok starlet Daniel Foxx delivers a sensational show about childhood, Tilda Swinton and bullying (but in a chic way).

With his trademark wit and grandmother's pearls, he's taking us back to the 2000s, when the Special K diet was all the rage and the only queer representation was Jafar.

As seen on BBC One, BBC Three, Comedy Central UK and on Instagram and TikTok. Tour support for Josh Widdicombe, Rosie Jones, Sofie Hagen and Judi Love.

Nominated for the NextUp BIGGEST Award in Comedy at Edinburgh Fringe 2023, officially recommended by British Comedy Guide and featured in Dave’s Top Ten Jokes of the Fringe 2023. ‘Utterly hilarious and effortlessly charismatic’ ★★★★★ Rolling Stone

‘Foxx is a supremely gifted comic whose skill for recall, rapport with the audience and witty, intelligent, filthy material makes him a true Fringe stand-out’ ★★★★★ North West End UK

‘Relentlessly hilarious’ ★★★★★ Broadway World

‘Foxx is a compelling and incredibly talented composer and lyricist’★★★★★ BroadwayBaby

‘A show that made us laugh so hard we’re pretty sure we broke a sound barrier’ ★★★★★

Starburst Magazine

‘An impressively accomplished act for one so relatively new, in secure knowledge of himself and his talents’ ★★★★ The Scotsman

‘This is a proper funny show with hidden depths’ ★★★★ The List

'Fabulous' - Nigella Lawson

For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact info@claphamgrand.com

14+. All U18s must be accompanied by someone 21+. No more than two U18s per over 21.

Daniel Foxx: Villain

Daniel Foxx

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Comedy

Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1999. MASSAOKE are excited to debut their brand new show for the very first time at the Clapham Grand – 90s v 00s Live… the ultimate showdown between two iconic decades of music. You can expect all the greatest hairbrush anthems from both, mashed up into the ultimate sing-along soundtrack by Rockstar Weekend, ‘the greatest party band of all time’ according to the judges on Britain’s Got Talent. From rock to rave to grunge to garage to Gaga, they’ve got you covered.

MASSAOKE is the best night out you’ll ever have – a euphoric, exhilarating live music experience with an extraordinary band smashing out megamixes, supercharged with confetti, inflatables, pyrotechnics and giant sing-along video lyrics… that’s right – the whole crowd sings together at a MASSAOKE show. Too. Much. Fun.

Please be aware this is an unallocated standing show across the stalls and circle of the venue, with the circle located up four flights of stairs. We will fill the venue on a first come first served basis, starting with the stalls. Please arrive early to secure the best spot. For any access enquiries please email access@claphamgrand.com.

"Electrifying" - Time Out

"One of London's best night's out" – Sunday Mirror

"The euphoria of a mass karaoke sesh with your mates – on steroids” – Metro, London

This is an 18+ event.

Massaoke: 90s v 00s Live

Massaoke

DJ Krowdaoke

Gigs

**All of Time and Space??**

**ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN..!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨**

This winter we’re returning to the spectacular Clapham Grand for another night of cosmic campery, all inspired by the greatest show in the galaxy… DOCTOR WHO!

As we pilot our trusty LGBTQ+ARDIS thru the variety-vortex, prepare for a supermassive night of extraterrestrial entertainment feat. an interstellar line-up, lots of surprises, and all the magical madness you could dream of…

And this one’s gunna be kinda spoOoOkyy… After all, what’s Doctor Who without some scary monsters and super creeps to hide behind the sofa from?? 😈

(Full lineup to be announced soon, keep your eye-stalks on @gallifreycabaret in Insta / @gallycab on Twitter)

The Grand is open till late and with our interdimensional DJ on the decks we’ll be keeping the fun going till the early hours, so let's \*\*EXTERMINATE THE DANCEFLOOR!!\*\*

The moment has been prepared for. Our vortex manipulators are fully-charged, our sonics are ready to be screwdrivered. The whoniverse is here, and it’s hella QUEER 💙💙

*Are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?*

*Then take our hand and get ready to PARTAYYYY!*

DISCLAIMER: this is an unofficial fan event, non-affiliated with the BBC or any other big scary corporations *please don’t sue us we’re already very poor thannnksss xoxo*

For any ticketing queries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact info@claphamgrand.com

For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact info@claphamgrand.com, where you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending)

For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page – thegrand.info/contact

Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don’t hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com – we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THIS IS A MIXED BILL LINE-UP. LINE-UPS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE. REFUNDS WILL NOT BE OFFERED IN THE EVENT OF A PREVIOUSLY ANNOUNCED ACT BECOMING UNAVAILABLE.

This is an 18+ event

The Gallifrey Cabaret

Social media sensation **Chris Hall** tells of his life, as a ‘boy who’s a bit girly really’. Fresh from a huge, month-long run at Edinburgh Fringe, Chris stops off on his brand new tour with a night headlining our stage! And who knows, he may even have a few extra special guests and familiar faces JUST for our show... 👀

From unhealthy obsessions with pop princesses, falling in line behind the School Classroom Queen Bees, and gaining life lessons from the cast of ‘Bad Girls’ why wouldn’t everyone strive to be girlier?

Men might be from Mars, but girls are from Venus, and, according to Christopher, life’s way more fun over there. Christopher’s sketches featuring ’Background Singers’, ‘Your Cat’ and ’The Millennial’ have over 12 million likes, 50million views and spawned collaborations with Kylie, Shania Twain and JoJo.

**Broadway Baby - 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟**  
**Ed Fringe Review - “Utterly believable and hilarious… A very heartfelt show” - 🌟🌟🌟🌟  
Ed Festival Mag - 🌟🌟🌟🌟  
North West End UK - ‘Extremely funny and relatable” - 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟  
Corr Blimey - 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟**

Presented by Mick Perrin Worldwide Ltd

For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact info@claphamgrand.com

Chris Hall: Girl for All Seasons

Chris Hall

**DOORS 6:30PM / SHOW 7:30PM**

A live recording of hit podcast Trusty Hogs, hosted by Catherine Bohart and Helen Bauer plus their loyal Hoglet, Andrew White. They’ll solve listener problems, share their lives, and generally be chaotic and hilarious with the help of a very special live guest TBA.

Previous guests include Nish Kumar, James Acaster, Ed Gamble, Fern Brady, and Jayde Adams.

This live show is part of the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, a festival of funny podcasts - live and laughing.

- For any ticketing queries please contact your ticket provider.If your ticket provider is DICE, please head to dice.fm/contact
- For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact info@claphamgrand.com. If your event is on DICE, you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending). If tickets are through another provider, you will be instructed on what to do.
- For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
- Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

This is an 16+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

 Trusty Hogs: Live from the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival 

Catherine Bohart

Helen Bauer

***October’s Live At The Clapham Grand will be headlined by Phil Wang, as seen in his own Netflix special and on Taskmaster, 8 Out of 10 Cats, The Last Leg, Have I Got News For You, and Live At The Apollo.***

He’ll be joined by Live At The Apollo, The Stand Up Sketch Show, and Guessable’s Helen Bauer, Taskmaster star Desiree Burch, Edinburgh Comedy Award Best Newcomer WINNER Joe Kent Walters (as Frankie Monroe) and host of the The Comedian’s Comedian Podcast Stuart Goldsmith.

Private boxes, tables and group tickets available to make your Friday night extra fancy, and of course you can rely on us for some fab cocktails and delicious hot food (Hot Beige lovers, if you know, you know 😉)

Previous shows have featured James Acaster, Rose Matafeo, Sam Campbell, Ed Gamble, Sophie Duker, Rob Delaney, David O’Doherty, Catherine Cohen and Phil Wang. See who’s coming to the Clapham Grand next at liveattheclaphamgrand.com

Line-ups subject to change. Refunds will not be offered in the event of line-up change.

DOORS 6:00PM  
SHOWTIME 7:30PM (with intervals)  
FINISH 10:30pm (approx)

For any ticketing queries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact info@claphamgrand.com

For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact info@claphamgrand.com, where you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending)

For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page – thegrand.info/contact

Live at The Clapham Grand with Phil Wang

Phil Wang

On this, the year of our Lord 2024, it’s a brand-new, hour-long, stand-up comedy concert from your ol’ pal Rhys Nicholson. Only a coward wouldn’t attend. Winner Most Outstanding Show, Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2022. As seen on RuPaul’s Drag Race Down Under, Roast Battle UK, The Stand Up Sketch Show, Taskmaster AU & Netflix.

**"This is a genuinely great stand-up comedian at work... awe-inspiring to watch." -**

**🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Time Out  
  
Voice Mag - “Nicholson is at the top of their game” - 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟**

**The Real Chrisparkle - “very funny indeed-highly recommended” - 🌟🌟🌟🌟**

**Ed Festival Mag - “They never once miss a beat or play a sour note…freshly witty yet distinctly universal..endlessly entertaining” - 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟**

**PrideNomad - “A must-see as always!” - 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟**

**The List - 🌟🌟🌟🌟**

Presented by Mick Perrin Worldwide Ltd

Suitable 18+

For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact info@claphamgrand.com

Rhys Nicholson: Huge Big Party Congratulations!

Rhys Nicholson

**DOORS 6:30PM/ SHOW 7:30PM**

Solo again, Britain’s most celebrated clairvoyant medium psychic from Peter Kay’s ‘Phoenix Nights’returns with his brand new hilarious one-man stand up show.

 As well as venturing into the audience to offer his unique spirit readings, Clinton Baptiste comes armed with more tales from his extraordinary childhood; exposing himself in ways you could never imagine -the family that shaped him, the narrow minded who doubted him and the lovers that left him. He regales us with stories of his recent work on a cruise ship, his spirit readings round the UK and not to mention the day to day life with his Greenlandic spirit guide, Taruak.

Brace yourselves -Clinton will prove his mystical ability once and for all.  This time, he guarantees you WILL believe!\*

\*No actual money back if you don’t.  It’s not really a legal ‘guarantee’ as such.  Look, it’s just an expression, okay?

Laugh, gasp, scream your head off…but whatever you do….strap in and hold tight as Clinton takes you on a rip-roaring ride through the twists and turns of his heady life. 

The premier hands- on clairvoyant, medium and a psychic, Clinton is renowned as Britain’s foremost ‘can-do’ guru. 

The self styled ‘can-do’ guru.

(\*not kangaroo.)

@realclintonb

- For any ticketing queries please contact your ticket provider.If your ticket provider is DICE, the best email is help@dice.fm
- For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact info@claphamgrand.com. If your event is on DICE, you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending). If tickets are through another provider, you will be instructed on what to do.
- For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
- Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

Clinton Baptiste: Roller Ghoster!

Clinton Baptiste

**DOORS 6:30PM / SHOW 7:30PM**

Shoot From The Hip bring their award-winning, TikTok-viral improvised comedy BACK to the Clapham Grand!

Featuring chaotic games, epic scenes, and ever-so-slightly unhinged performances, their Metro, Evening Standard, and Time Out-recommended shows are completely unscripted, unpredictable – and unforgettable.

"Pitched to perfection \[…\] Go and see them, and wear waterproof mascara." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Reviews Hub

"Jaw-achingly funny" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Bookmarks and Stages

''Quick-witted and fast on their feet’ - ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Broadway World

“As refined as it is ridiculous \[...\] not one to miss.” - ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Broadway Baby

"Side-splitting quick wit" - The Evening Standard

"Well worth a shot (pun intended)” - Time Out

This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

- For any ticketing assistance, please go to DICE's Help Centre where you can find answers to all FAQs and also contact the team for further help.
- If you can’t find the answer you need, then please email help@dice.fm and cc info@claphamgrand.com
- For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact info@claphamgrand.com. If your event is on DICE, you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending). If tickets are through another provider, you will be instructed on what to do.
- For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact
- Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

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The Best of Edinburgh Fringe