Arts & Culture 

Following his sold out debut hour at the 2019 Camden Fringe Festival "Essex Bwoy", the BBC New Comedy shortlisted and two time British Comedian of the Year semi-finalist, is back working on his brand new hour "Inconceivable". This show comedically and candidly, details the highs and lows of tackling infertility and IVF in the pursuit of becoming a dad, a better husband and maybe a better person.

As seen on BBC.

Opened for: BGT Winner Axel Blake, Judi Love, Russell Howard and Iain Stirling.

2021 and 2022 British Comedian of the Year Shortlist

2022 BBC New Comedy Award Shortlist

Chortle - "Roguishly Appealing"

This is an 18+ event

Angel Comedy

Darran Griffiths: Inconceivable

comedy

Comedy

London

The Bill Murray

2nd edition of ¡DALE!

An evening of smokin' Latin sounds w/ a firey raw energy!

8pm - 1am

Vinyl DJs

Spinning '60 - '70s Rumba, Flamenco, Salsa, Peruvian Cumbia & so much more!

Taylor Del Mundo

Live Rumba & Flamenco

This is an 18+ event.

Doña

 ¡DALE!

Gigs

Join us this Valentine’s Day for a night of incredible live performance, food, wine and romance.

Bring your special someone, or someones, and enjoy our specially curated small plates along with a glass of bubbles as you watch outrageously talented acts in an informal, fun and romantic variety night.

Entertainment includes comedy from Vice's Hate Thy Neighbour host **Jamali Maddix** and Taskmaster champ **Lou Sanders**, music from rising soul star **Zach Said**, close-up magic, a special Valentine’s magic routine from the incredible **Tom Brace**, 'Demonic David Bowie' Cabaret star **Aidan Sadler** and an aerial circus performance from West End stars **Lucius & Emma**.

Doors at 5pm, show at 8pm. Food served throughout.

Order our special Valentine’s small plates straight to your table before or during the show!

This is an 18+ event.

Big Penny Social

Valentine's Variety Show

JAMALI MADDIX

Lou Sanders

Zach Said

theatre

Theatre

What's funny? This is! Headlining the show will be the amazing **Ed gamble** with support. Keep your eyes peeled for the rest of the line up!

Please note line up subject to change without notice.

This is an 18+ event.

Ed Gamble + Support

Ed Gamble

DANNY BEARD: LIVE

The winner of Drag Race U.K. season four is hitting the road with their debut solo tour, and biggest London date yet!

Join Danny as they take to stage with a show which promises to be bigger, better, and more CAMP than ever before, complete with a full live band! Early booking highly advised - limited number of meet & greet tickets available.

‘High fashion, hilarious and hairy! What’s not to love?’ - Graham Norton

- MEET AND GREET DOORS: 6PM
- GA DOORS: 7PM
- SHOW: 8PM
- AGE RESTRICTION: 16+ (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)|  
    

\* For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm

\* For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact info@claphamgrand.com, where you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending)

\* For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact

\* Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

This is an 16+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

The Clapham Grand

Danny Beard: Live

Danny Beard

**“It's everything you ever want…It's everything you ever need ❤️" It’s the return of The Greatest Showman Sing-a-long at The Grand! 🎪**

**Pre-sale tickets SOLD OUT! Grab yours now before they increase to £15.00! 🎟**

Re-write the stars and join us for one of our biggest, best and most bombastic Movie Nights! Sing A-Long to the chart-topping soundtrack, watch in awe at performances from our amazing circus show team, indulge yourselves on themed cocktails & food throughout & hit the dance floor for a show tunes inspired hour long Mini-Disco after the Movie 🍾

Also COME IN YOUR BEST EVER CIRCUS COSTUMES! It's all about your outfits… and yes there will be prizes! 🥇

**EXPECT:**

🎤 Mass sing-a-longs to all your favourites!

🎪 Circus & aerial performances from The Dream Team

💄 A superstar drag performance

🥇 Prizes for the best costumes

🎧 An special hour-long show tunes inspired mini-disco after the movie

🍹 Themed cocktails

🍿 Popcorn for £2.50

🌭 Hotdogs & nachos courtesy of Hot Beige (Yes, veganny goodness too!)

📺 The movie on our big-ass screen

Our Movie Nights are like no other, alongside watching the movie uninterrupted on our massive (25 ft!) HD Screen, we have a whole lot more in store for you before & after the film, including The Grand’s live hosts & show team, themed cocktails, hot beige, confetti, and of course… the occasional balloon drop!

Feel free to sing-along, heckle the bad guys and cheer for your heroes, a costume is never un-appreciated (in fact we often give out prizes for the best or worst), the bar & food stalls stay open during the movie and sometimes afterwards there’s a club night to top things off!

\--**Super Important Movie Night Deets:**

**TICKETS 🎟**

For any ticketing queries please contact help@dice.fm

**AGE RESTRICTIONS 😉**

We are afraid our Movie Nights are for over 18’s, the films might be suitable for kids, but our show teams humour might not be!

**TIMES ⏰**

Doors at 6pm and the fun starts about 7pm, we advise arrival before 6.30pm so give you time to be seated by our ushers and grab food and drink from the bars. We will close after the hour long disco finishes following the movie!

**SEATING 🪑**

Stalls & Circle seating is unreserved and allocated on a first come first served basis across these areas. Upper Circle seating is allocated first come first served basis across this area. There are as many seats as there are tickets sold so please don’t panic about getting one

**ROYAL BOXES & TABLES 👑**

Royal Boxes & Tables will be reserved for you, and we hold them all until an hour after doors open. Please notify us in advance if you’re running late as we will offer to other customers once the movie starts.

**SUBTITLES 👀**

We aim to make our Movie Nights an enjoyable experience for everyone, and will show our Movie’s with subtitles on if requested by any hard of hearing customers, please email us if this is required info@claphamgrand.com

**ACCESSIBILITY TICKETS 📧**

For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact info@claphamgrand.com, where you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending)

**VENUE ACCESSIBILITY ♿️**

For any accessibility assistance coming to our venue, please don’t hesitate to contact us in advance so we can make sure we can facilitate this: info@claphamgrand.com. We have a fully wheelchair accessible toilet, located in our gender neutral bathroom in the stalls, and we have step free access into the stalls.

**CLOAKROOM 🧥**

We have a cloakroom here, which was voted in the top 5 cloakrooms in the UK for the last 10 years, and it’s £2 an item.

**PARKING / GETTING HERE 🚂 🚗 🚌**

We don’t have any parking at venue (these Victorians only had horses and carts), but we are directly opposite Clapham Junction, (Europes busiest train station!) and there are parking spaces available there from www.justpark.com and we are on so many bus routes!

**FAQ’S ❓**

For any other questions, please refer to FAQ page – https://claphamgrand.com/faqs

**SPECIAL EFFECTS WARNING 🎉 🎈🚥 ⚠️**

Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don’t hesitate to contact us via info@claphamgrand.com – we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!

This is an 18+ event

The Greatest Showman Sing-A-Long Movie Night

film

Film

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