LEX the Lexicon Artist

Schaffer the Darklord (or STD) is a New York City-based rapper, drummer and

comedian with material best-suited for nerdy and/or hedonistic audiences. With manic

energy fueling a cartoonishly commanding stage presence, STD skewers such topics

as substance abuse, sexual compulsion, urban anxiety and obsessive cat-enthusiasm.

Imagine a Frankenstein-esque monster assembled from equal parts Bill Hicks, Adam

Yauch, Joey Ramone and Prince, stitched together inside the shell of a maniacal heavy

metal ex-patriot. STD has released nine albums and is a founding member of the

touring nerdcore hip-hop collective known as the Four-Eyed Horsemen, along with MC

Lars, Mega Ran and MC Frontalot. When he's not on the road, he produces the NYC

burlesque/wrestling hybrid event called “TasselMania.” STD continues to write, record

and perform with great frequency and has no intention of stopping until his rock and

roll lifestyle destroys him.

Coolzey

Golden era hip-hop roots planted in black Iowa dirt and tempered by 90s alternative era rock

influence yields a juxtaposition of the dark, horrific nature of life paired with a slapstick and

comedic view of the world, allowing for a wide, unpredictable arsenal of material ranging from

soul-spilling indie bedroom rock to wise-cracking battle rap and on to radio pop.

This is an 16+ event, under 16 with legal guardian

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